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fastest-punslinger-in-the-west:

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google “apple turnover” for more information.

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coolxatu:

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coolxatu:

coolxatu:

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

its true ❤

what do you know ❤

the ocean was made of sprite also

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody’s confronted me on “everyday was sunday morning”

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

hugdog:

Someone asked me what Kris’ headband would be in a human au

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obscuretobyfox:

When I’m playing Deltarune Chapter 5 and Susie meets Asriel and then turns to Kris and goes “I can’t believe he’s just named after both of your parents. What would they have named you, "Togore?”

ballgame:

It bothers me whenever people act as if Undyne straight up hates Mettaton because I think her actual thoughts on him are much funnier

sadwettennaintherain:

RIP Susie/Noelle’s seven year streak as the most popular Deltarune ship on AO3, dethroned a little over three months after Spamton spoke to another man onscreen lmao

randomalistic:

Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

burningradio:

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S8E4 - “Grand Deceptions”

kaijuno:

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